RUN!!!
Sorry.
“Daddy, did I ever tell you that I like your cooking?”
“No, sweetie, you haven’t”
“So why do you keep doing it?”
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What makes you human? To love and care for others? Nope. Selecting all the squares with traffic lights.
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Buddha says that holding onto your anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Me, taking notes: Buddha says to make sure you give the poison to the other person.
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Sometimes I read a text and think “What a psycho!”. Then I press send.
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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.
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Many moons ago, I was in the Okavango Delta. The notice in the tent read "Lion outside your tent is not emergency , lion in your tent is an an emergency please use air horn .
Well at 6.30 pm , everybody was getting ready for dinner with drinks at the bar.
The air horn rang , and I have never seen so many guns appear from nowhere - and all the people carrying the guns ran to the tent very quickly
They came back smiling , a lady had mistaken the air horn for the mosquito spray
She appeared ten minutes looking very embarrassed
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I’m always interested in analogies for why people shouldn’t hold on to their anger. I hadn’t heard that one, so thanks.
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It takes courage for a man to admit that his wife is wrong.
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“Would you like some coffee?”
“Yes please - I’ll have a decaf skinny vanilla soy latte”
“So - you don’t want coffee?”
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I know it can be viewed as poor form to laugh at old people however…
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Confucius says
"If you trip and fall, a friend will ask if you are OK… A good friend will help you up. A best friend will laugh and say “Walk much, dumbass?”
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Not Terry Pratchett?
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Llareggub to do with Terry 
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