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Rightback atcha…
They’re back on tour…
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I can’t believe people collect old magazines. They must have a lot of issues.
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When I was 18 I used to touch my toes 20 times each morning. Now, I just sip my coffee and wave at them.
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You can still see them?
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Eyesight generally takes longer to fail 
Yes, if I use a mirror.
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Isn’t that what a footstool is for? Getting them into your field of vision.
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When I was young and watched The Wizard of Oz I wondered how the scarecrow could talk without a brain. Then along came social media.
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“I didn’t have time to go jogging this morning”
“You say that every morning”
“I know - it’s a running joke”
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My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.
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Mike Johnson. Jesus Christ.
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