Best jokes

[TOBYJUG]

Sofa definitely looks traumatised.

[TOBYJUG]

[Canaryfan]

So would you if you had just seen @Dan_M approaching with a chain saw…

[Ian2001]

Perhaps better in the cod philosophy ?

[swinnerton]

[MaxBertola]

Please, my stitches ache when I laugh

[Beachcomber]

Just picked up a rubber band that has been on my bedroom floor for months. It’s absolutely incredible what I’m capable of when I give it my all.

[duf666]

[TheKevster]

Gimme gimme gimme a cab after midnight…

[HappyListener]

Or, a simple wheeze to get listed first in the 'phone book, although Aardvark cabs has a certain ring to it

[Isca_Dumnoniorum]

[Isca_Dumnoniorum]

@QuickSticks’ gardeners if I’m not mistaken. The Edge and Bono need to try harder.

[Isca_Dumnoniorum]

[Camphuw]

[Beachcomber]

Batman: buys Catwoman a drink
Catwoman: Slowly pushes the drink off the table

[Tonedeaf]

[PaperPlane]

steve

[Rod_Smith]

My neighbour’s front garden has completely vanished.
He’s outside now, looking forlorn.

[duf666]

[duf666]