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That’s just the same vehicle retouched next to it. Knowing that, it’s not funny.

Ah no! Really?

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Good one …

What can’t be unseen there isn’t Munch’s original, I’m afraid. Someone’s retouched it so it looks more ‘doggy’. Here’s the original:

I mean, it’s sort of doggy. A bit. But it’s not the same image as posted above.

Ruining jokes with facts since 1983,

Mark

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Woof woof!

G

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steve

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Brilliant .
You’ve buggered that picture in my mind forever.

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Then don’t laugh… :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

image

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I was invited to speak at the Bletchley Park AI Summit today but they turned me down when I sent them a synopsis of my presentation and opinion :rofl:…….

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(Courtesy of the late Spike Milligan)

Sad Hamlet to Ophelia “I’ll do a sketch of thee, what kind of pencil shall I use 2B or not 2B?”

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I was going to flag this but I would rather just ask directly what the funny joke is about someone’s personal figure?

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I feel a little better about myself now, thanks for that.

Poking fun at these ridiculously overpaid celebraties is quite okay by me. They’re sort of asking for it by chosing a carrer that is so much out of whack with reality and so thoroughly in the spotlight. He wasn’t having a go at Marty, down the Pub. JMHO.

Reminds me of a cartoon from many years back that still gives me a chuckle:

Customer: “You mean to tell me you don’t have anything that’s gluten free?”
Waiter: “The door. The door’s gluten free.”

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There’s a cartoon sign in my local pub, that says, “What do you have for a gluten free vegan? Reply is, “A Taxi”.

DG…

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