steve
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It took a few seconds …
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Don’t get mad - get even !
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200?”
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I have been noticing more recently attractive young ladies with funny looking thumbs.
I wonder why ?
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That’s Megan Fox. You are not the first to notice her thumbs.
Not just hers.
My younger daughter has brachydactylic thumbs as well, so be careful what you say about them or people who have the condition! It’s just a genetic oddity, that’s all.
(you did say ‘attractive’, though, which was a diplomatic start)
Mark
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Her thumb looks fine to me.
I thought the gag was something to do with the tricolour nails.
I didn’t get the dot pattern thing either.
I’ll have to look up ‘brachydactylic’.
Learn summat every day.
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Was an observational jest. In that most are always seen using a thumb busily tapping away on a mobile smart phone. Sure that can’t be good in the long term physiologically.
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Hmm I know these thumbs, now I need to check who in my environment has it since I can’t remember.
You notice the thumb??
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I recall we did run a thread along the lines of ‘you know you’re old when……’
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Haha! I must track it down!
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