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I’m trying to see the fun in it, please help…

I don’t think I can. Maybe read it again.
English guy thinks that the Italian word is wrong because he knows the French for it and has only heard its Italian name in an American context. That.

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Spooning leads to forking, so use condiments

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Don’t quit your day gig. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Adding to what @Rod_Smith said, the fun in the joke is that each person says exactly the same thing but they each mean something quite different. And each is right.

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I see Nitrous Oxide has been banned. It’s no laughing matter.

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That reminds me of a young lad I knew who disliked cabbage, but quite enjoyed ‘boiled lettuce’.

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I’ve never tried it because I don’t like it

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I don’t like it because I’ve never tried it

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My girls used to hate and almost gag at cauliflower cheese, but they loved cauliflower “mornay” (which was of course exactly the same thing).

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A friend of mine once admitted to me that he’d been a fussy child and the only vegetable he would eat was carrots. His mother eventually resorted to orange food colouring on vegetables like peas.

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This may or may not have been a Goon sketch.

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