I think I had it before - at school.
Thanks for the clean version
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Can we have the non clean version please.
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My wife said that I ruined her birthday.
But I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
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I got chatting to this very nice woman at the bus stop this morning. She told me that everyone calls her Vivaldi so I asked her, “Is that because you’re a brilliant virtuoso violinist" ?
“No, it’s because my name is Viv and I work at Aldi“, she said.
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The biggest difference between men and women is that when women say “smell this”, it usually smells nice.
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The worst thing about having your prostate examined by the GP is that when half way through, you feel both his hands on your shoulders.
DG…
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Oh great, Toby … two killers in a row like that, I just woke up the wife trying to stifle my mirth.
She said she’d wait till the morning for them …
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Hmmm … it makes one ponder, it does.
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On this day in 1864, the world’s longest battered sausage was displayed on the streets in London. Measuring 150m long, 2.5m wide, and weighing over 500 tonnes, it fed the entirety of London for the next decade.
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