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Santa is real!
The Louvin Brothers told me…
(I nicked it, I confess)
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What Xmas cake do they serve at the British Museum cafe?
Stollen
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So true.
RSI of the thumbs is now a recognised issue.
DG….
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I thought we all used a single forefinger on this forum ?
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Reminds me of something I heard on Radio 4
I’ve been banned from BBC Broadcasting House. I went into the urinal and it said “out of order please use floor below”!
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I use two.
Just been attacked by 6 dwarves. Not happy!
Not my joke either!
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Well, it is a bit small, isn’t it?
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Make sure you consume plenty of pints of bitter and salted peanuts before travelling…
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May you always know where it is.
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If you were wondering when your bins will be emptied, just use this to work it out.
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