After studying this I learnt all about how to transfer numpty dot arrays.
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Why do so many Russian men with heart problems get too close to open windows so frequently?
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The Red-tail girl was smirking yesterday at our village speed limit sign claiming that she performs her dives at 120 mph without any traffic cop being able to stop her yet.
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And never on the ground floor. Honestly, what are the odds?
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There are some belters in here - pick your favourite!
With this forum in mind, it reminds me of a scaffolding firm in Somerset called Tubular Wells.
Mark
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Apocalypse Cow …
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My ribs are breaking.
Too much, too much, stop it.
Imagine an Airline called Surgeon Air … OMG … the hilarity.
I think I’ve drank a milk stout with that name a while back.
Gotta try their fish’n’chips just for their name.
Was it any good?
7.5 out of 10. I’ve had better but the location was convenient work wise.
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There’s an enterprising coffee shop in Market Lavington, Wiltshire, called St. Arbucks.
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Quite clever but I’m not sure I’d wish to have any association with that particular chain as its product isn’t the best out there…
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At Glastonbury a few years back was a sandwich bar called Look At The Baps On That.
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Why do pirates make good tenors?
Because they’re not scared of high Cs.
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