…why does this remind me of the lie detector scene in The Wire 
If you’ve never seen this, just stay with it. ‘The machine is never wrong son’.
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Is it a bad thing that this actually made me laugh?
Nah… Max.
You aren’t the only one who LOLed. 
Wishful thinking
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i was in France. at breakfast i wanted a jam sandwich. i tried in french to order.
une sandwich Jambon si vous play they gave me a ham sandwich. true story.
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Re the 1872 Bayeux Tapestry reproductions, from the Guardian website:
" At some point in the subsequent 150 years, one of the six photographic reproductions found its way into the hands of the Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts, who died in 2021."
Yes, could be any time in the last 150 years.
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Pre phones that help translating I once waited for half an hour for my cheese sandwich to arrive. Turned out that fromage blanc actually means greek yoghurt…
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I was at a hotel and the coffee was terrible. I asked the waitress can i
Have a Nescafé sachet. I will make my own. She brought the sachet
Inside a tea pot.
Better to drink at home
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Clearly not a high flier then.
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