Best jokes

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So, your divorce ?
She took everything !

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During a recent holiday on the Algarve I was interested to see Carlos Santana seems to be diversifying his business into new areas. Times must be hard. :rofl:

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In my case her side = dog’s side

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I infer that sign was not dans un café parisien!

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Or in le sud, where trying to figure out if you need to ask for a cafe creme, a cafe au lait, or some other variation if you don’t want it black, so as to avoid being met with a confused face and gallic shrug and ‘peuf!’

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A man tells a Rabbi that he wants to live for ever.
“Get married” says the Rabbi
“And will that make me live for ever?”
“No - but you will no longer want to live forever”

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Charcuterie is French for “I would like a sandwich, but I don’t have any bread”

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Wrong.

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The answer is 42.

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Maybe

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The answer is “Well, I thought it would be a good idea at the time”

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Obviously it’s a giraffe.
:woman_shrugging:
What else?

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I think next doors cat wants to shoot me.

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Hopefully it will just be a warning shot and your “jokes” will finally improve…

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