During a recent holiday on the Algarve I was interested to see Carlos Santana seems to be diversifying his business into new areas. Times must be hard. 
In my case her side = dog’s side
I infer that sign was not dans un café parisien!
Or in le sud, where trying to figure out if you need to ask for a cafe creme, a cafe au lait, or some other variation if you don’t want it black, so as to avoid being met with a confused face and gallic shrug and ‘peuf!’
A man tells a Rabbi that he wants to live for ever.
“Get married” says the Rabbi
“And will that make me live for ever?”
“No - but you will no longer want to live forever”
Charcuterie is French for “I would like a sandwich, but I don’t have any bread”
Wrong.
The answer is 42.
Maybe
The answer is “Well, I thought it would be a good idea at the time”
Obviously it’s a giraffe.
What else?
Hopefully it will just be a warning shot and your “jokes” will finally improve…