Best jokes

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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I’d give my left arm to be right handed

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What goes up a chimney down but won’t come down a chimney up…… :wink:

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Me : My dog ate my homework
Professor : Your dog ate your computing assignment?
Me : It took him a few bytes.

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I had a joke about inflation.
It’s not worth telling anymore.

I have a joke about construction.
I’m still working on it.

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Why is it you only see adverts for the advertising company on petrol pump nozzles?

Asking for a friend.

DG…

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I’ve failed my ventriloquism exam.

Personally I’m gutted, and as for my dummy - well, I can’t speak for him.

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I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

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It was so long ago I don’t remember it. :thinking:

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The first Fast and Furious

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:rofl:

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Very Clever :+1:

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Q. How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Ha ha!! Screw!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two.

(That’s if you can get two flies in a lightbulb.)

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I was born visible, but I self identify as invisible.
I am Trans- apparent.
My pronouns are Who/Where.

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When you don’t speak English and don’t care !

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