Accidentally knocked over my Sports Direct mug of tea this morning.
(copied from someone called Brian Davies on facebook)
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
The doctor asked me “Do you drink to excess?”
“I drink to anything!”
The Final Fantasy XII (or whatever)!
My daughter just became my son… I’m transparent.
Instead of working on Artificial Intelligence, shouldn’t we be doing something about natural stupidity?
It doesn’t need any further work.
Seems to have reached a highly advanced stage already…
I’ll be back …
Seasick Steve
reminds me i came back from France with my Italian girlfriend. her English was not
very good .the immigration officer asked her how old are you. she said iam dirty and
my boyfriend is dirty to. i never felt so ashamed in life life.
You know that you are old if you remember when fame was a byproduct of talent