I just had my patience tested. It came out negative.
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Resistance is fertile.
(Actually resistance is voltage over current, and you’d have expected the Borg to know that.)
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Ouch … but painfully true …
My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet.
No word yet.
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Also, if they’re that clever, why do they look so unhealthy and make that funny noise when they walk?
Bet he’s getting board.
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Waiting on a vowel movement?
Could spell trouble.
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Two things:
If your body in maintained by nanites, you don’t need conventional biological health.
They get confused between WD40 and cooking oil.
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And with the correct number of letters 
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