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I just had my patience tested. It came out negative.

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Resistance is fertile.

(Actually resistance is voltage over current, and you’d have expected the Borg to know that.)

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Ouch … but painfully true …

steve

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Apologies to friends down under …

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My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet.

No word yet.

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Also, if they’re that clever, why do they look so unhealthy and make that funny noise when they walk?

Bet he’s getting board.

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Waiting on a vowel movement?

Could spell trouble.

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It might spell disaster

(Just realised @Jamiewednesday beat me to it!)

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Two things:
If your body in maintained by nanites, you don’t need conventional biological health.
They get confused between WD40 and cooking oil.

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And with the correct number of letters :wink:

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