Best jokes

This is my Grandad farmer having a nice lie down in his onion field.

He was earlier out standing in his field.

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When Mickie Most was a panellist on ITV’s New Faces in the 1970s, he became known for his harsh judgements. Someone commented that his guiding principle was “leave no turn unstoned.”

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Goldfish swims into a bar.

Barman:
“Why the long faeces?”

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steve

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Sainsburys serves a purpose…keeps the riff raff out of Waitros.

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The late Alan Coren if I remember correctly.

steve

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That MUST have been designed to be left by a cat!

And Asda keeps the riffraff out of Sainsburys

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Up here in the north Waitrose keeps the rif raff out of Booths.

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Or even:

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the alien version…

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The vinyl-CD gap doesn’t seem as great for more recent recordings.

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The labels are the wrong way round.

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The Redux version.

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