Does anyone else look in the mirror in the mornings and think "What the hell happened? "
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We ask “Who is that?”
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And the answer comes back, “Dunno. Never seen 'em before.”
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Yep, something much like that.
Who ? Where ?
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This made me laugh
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Postman Plod delivers his best. 
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Yes it was.
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Surely in your case it should be “Who are they?”
“Come on guys, enough of that get a room”
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That’s the problem: the person in the mirror is someone else and, post trauma, isn’t actually one of us any-more.
Cynical but funny…
From today’s Guardian. A crab museum has just opened in Margate and to celebrate they had a best crab joke competition. Included in the judging panel was Harry Hill. The winner:
Why did the crab cross the road?
It didn’t - it used the sidewalk
Runner up:
Man goes into a pub with a crab under his arm.
“Do you do crab cakes?”
“Yes”
“ Can you make him one then , it’s his birthday “
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Kevin Bacon just revealed that he no longer eats bacon. No ward from Andy D!ck.
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