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Where is it, tell me more.

Sorry, no idea. I found it on another forum.

steve

I was wondering where Belshazzar’s feast is being held and who’s Kingdom is about to fall!

It says ‘Blessed are the cheese makers…’

I asked the librarian for a book by Shakespeare and she said, “Which one?”

I said, “William.”

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Well you DO need cheese for Belshazzar’s feast!

Nicholas Shakespeare is a very fine writer .

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

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That’s who Andy Partridge reminds me of!

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Me and my half brother are not allowed to buy chainsaws anymore.

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I bought my wife some of that new volume control shampoo.

It doesn’t work.

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From the 6.30 on R4:

There were only two flavours of dessert in the seventies, Angel Delight…red or blue.

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…and yellow. Banana flavour Angel Delight was my favourite.

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Wasn’t there brown - butterscotch

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I think it was taupe rather than brown…

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