I’ll try this one, hoping it’s still within the limits…
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It would be funnier if her name hadn’t been Photoshopped
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My son said that his teacher told him that he had to learn the difference between theory and reality. So I told him to go ask his mother whether she would sleep with the plumber for a million quid. He came back and said that she said that she would. OK, I said, go ask your sister if she would sleep with the plumber for a million quid. When he came back, he reported that his sister would. Well, there you go, I said. That’s the difference between theory and reality. In theory, we are sitting on 2 million quid. In reality, we’re living with a couple of slappers.
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Nothing shorter?
Asking for a friend 
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Lucky?
I’ve finally stopped doing my really bad Eric Morecambe impressions.
I have seen the error of my waheys.
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It really is genuine English humor, at least in the eyes of a Swede 
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Well, that cut off my suggestion.
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