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Ah, stupid me. She’s looking for her car keys. Always was a bit thick.

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Faith can move mountains. She’s a big girl.

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Was she looking for her car keys with her rosy fingers?

Willy.

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From Clue just now:

Lancastrian towns and the songs they’ve inspired:

Blackburn - Chippy, Chippy, Cheap, Cheap

Clitheroe - Ribble, Ribble

Blackpool - Sign on you Crazy Diamond

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That’s so bad, that it emerges from the far end of “Bad” into “Good”

Took me a while, mind.

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My first thought was ‘what is funny about Batman waiting for a bus?’ Then I looked again.

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Oh Young Man. :wink:

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I just realised Albert Einstein was a real person!

I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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I’m not there yet. :thinking:

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Well I’m still waiting to work it out…

Edit: Ah, Nana, Nana…In my day it was ‘Dinner, dinner…’

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Apparently this week there will be constant rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, hy tydes, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Really bad spell of wether.

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Times two…

Edit - just seen @Jamiewednesday post explaining it. Very clever, but doubt I would have ever got there without assistance!

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Sorry, I don’t get it …

It was always dinner dinner dinner dinner for me when robin has finished cooking.

Nana Nana Nana Nana Batman!

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It needs 4 more nanas

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Good one, here’s me thinking they were all bats waiting for the bus.

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