The version I’ve heard was concerning cricketer Brian Close and how he decided whether to bat right or left handed…
The Brian Close Appreciation Society is at this very minute composing multiple letters of complaint…
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Wrong thread.
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If only he was playing all the right players
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Nothing ruins your weekend more than realising
It’s only Tuesday.
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Very funny … good catch …
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Recommendation: Ian Hislop’s podcast on the origins of the British joke.
All I’m saying is, at any point during that ride through the desert, he could have given the horse a name.
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But wasn’t he in a hurry to get out of the rain.
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He was waiting for the horse to introduce himself.
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Let me tell you what I know about dwarves. Very little.
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I used to go out with a Dutch girl who wore blow-up shoes.
Until she popped her clogs.
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