I’ve started on the Gin & Tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost 2 days.
Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are
Someone to widdle on?
Unbelievably brilliant!
SO funny it’s actually painful to laugh that much!
The Insomnia society chairman has sadly passed away.
A wake will be held in remembrance.
My dentist told me that I needed a crown. I was like “I know, right?”
Ouch
I sent it to a couple of doctors who weren’t amused, but it is truthful
I’m a doctor and I’m amused!
Possibly my favourite one so far.
I didn’t laugh, but really enjoyed this. I didn’t laugh not because it’s not funny - it is - but because stereotypes are sadly true…
Most docs I know (eg my wife) would appreciate it too. You have a wonderful profession.
That’s the thing, isn’t it - that you get those extra years at the end, instead of when you’re strong and beautiful and smart and could really put them to good use.
ah, for the wisdom of youth and the energy of older age…
Last night I thought my wife was watching a really scary movie, because she was yelling at the TV “Don’t go in that church, fool! RUN!!” I asked her what she was watching. She said “Our wedding video”