I’ve started on the Gin & Tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost 2 days.
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Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are
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Someone to widdle on?
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Husband store
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Unbelievably brilliant!
SO funny it’s actually painful to laugh that much!
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The Insomnia society chairman has sadly passed away.
A wake will be held in remembrance.
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My dentist told me that I needed a crown. I was like “I know, right?”
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Ouch
I sent it to a couple of doctors who weren’t amused, but it is truthful
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I’m a doctor and I’m amused!
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Possibly my favourite one so far.
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I didn’t laugh, but really enjoyed this. I didn’t laugh not because it’s not funny - it is - but because stereotypes are sadly true…
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Most docs I know (eg my wife) would appreciate it too. You have a wonderful profession.
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That’s the thing, isn’t it - that you get those extra years at the end, instead of when you’re strong and beautiful and smart and could really put them to good use.
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ah, for the wisdom of youth and the energy of older age…
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Last night I thought my wife was watching a really scary movie, because she was yelling at the TV “Don’t go in that church, fool! RUN!!” I asked her what she was watching. She said “Our wedding video”
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