So true.
Read a book last night on how to end sentences with Beatles song titles.
That’s two hours of my life I won’t get back.
I’ll take the book off your hands if that would help
There was a note left on the fridge by my wife, ‘It’s not working, I’ve had enough, I’m going to live at my Mums’. I opened the fridge door, the light came on, all the food was cold, I haven’t got a clue what she was talking about.
Can I borrow it when you have read it, you know my name (look up the number).
Might be a while. My wife and I find the Beatles rather erotic so if I read it out loud we might come together
Well I suppose that happiness is a warm gun.
I read that book when on holiday in Scandinavia. I was camping in a Norwegian wood.
I reckon some on here need “ Help! “ 
It has a great ending, but I don’t want to spoil the party.
Let it be man, let it be …
I agree. I thought I was going to learn something.
G
So did me and my monkey…
But it’s all over now
It’s all too much. I’m so tired.
That makes two of us. I did the same thing yesterday.
A child asked his Dad, “How were people born?”
His Dad said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his Mum and asked her the same question. She told him, “We were monkeys, then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his Dad and said, “You lied to me!”
His Dad replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.”
Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”