He looks too drunk to feel any pain
Gone.
The other version is. What is the difference between moonlight on the beach and a six week old puppy.
One flits across the shore…
‘Pegleg back dupree’ Its a winner for me!
Curly Harp Parker,sounds authentic .
Weirdly assumes most people have at least three initials…
Pretty Legs Franklin here.
May take a while to get use to but definitely promising.
A recent survey shows that in the UK, more than 90% of the population who died last year, had eaten tomatoes.
I remember back in the late 1960s when learning statistics the lecturer showed that there was a strong correlation between the length of women’s skirts (the heady days of mini skirts, it was) and the price of bananas.
Ugly Fingers Parker.
Sounds about right.
BoneyBailey
Blind Harp Jones.
Hmmm…
steve
Shame Willy comes in at X.
Old Bad Boy Lee … … … that’s me … … … to a T.
Sticky Back Lee.
I never did trust the little buqqers!
Blind Fingers Baby Smith.
Though I only made one.
The body’s middle initial is X (Xanthe!), so Willy is TOTALLY inappropriate in ALL senses!
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