He looks too drunk to feel any pain
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Gone.
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The other version is. What is the difference between moonlight on the beach and a six week old puppy.
One flits across the shore…
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‘Pegleg back dupree’ Its a winner for me!
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Curly Harp Parker,sounds authentic .
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Weirdly assumes most people have at least three initials…
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Pretty Legs Franklin here.
May take a while to get use to but definitely promising.
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A recent survey shows that in the UK, more than 90% of the population who died last year, had eaten tomatoes.
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I remember back in the late 1960s when learning statistics the lecturer showed that there was a strong correlation between the length of women’s skirts (the heady days of mini skirts, it was) and the price of bananas.
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Ugly Fingers Parker.
Sounds about right.
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BoneyBailey
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Blind Harp Jones.
Hmmm…
steve
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Shame Willy comes in at X.
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Old Bad Boy Lee … … … that’s me … … … to a T.
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Sticky Back Lee.
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I never did trust the little buqqers!
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Blind Fingers Baby Smith.
Though I only made one.
The body’s middle initial is X (Xanthe!), so Willy is TOTALLY inappropriate in ALL senses!
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You might enjoy some of the exploits of
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