Best jokes

Blind killer Bradley … BKB would be just fine for me.

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‘Boney Legs Hopkins’, here … surprisingly accurate …

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Screamin’ Dog Lee.

Anyone who’s ever heard me sing will realise it’s rather appropriate.

Willy.

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Sticky Fingers Hopkins. I’m saying nothing.

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Old Fingers Bailey

DG…

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Peg Leg Gumbo McGee…!

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Must be lots of spreading it about. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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steve

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I’m going to be ‘Ugly Washington’ :grin: from now on.

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I’m Happy River Gumbo as translated , please call Health And Safety

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Fat Foot McGee - II think I’m happy with that

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There’s a thing, Screamin‘ Dog Lee is my blues name too and I feel I can live up to the claim

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Spooky!

Willy.

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Years ago - when I was learning to drive - the car manual would tell you things like how to set the points, and adjust the jets of the carburettor. No longer. Manuals these days warn you not to drink the battery acid.

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Doctor: “You are suffering from a very rare disease”
“How rare?”
“Well, you get to choose the name”

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Jesus to Mary: “Mom, where do babies come from?”
Joseph: “Yeah, Mary, where DO babies come from?”

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Many, many people die in bed. Think of the lives that could be saved if beds were banned.

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