Y’see, it is possible to make cartoons which are morally correct and funny.
Are we back with the trolly again?
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’
‘Eight’, the boy replied.
The man continued, ‘Do you know what these are used for?’
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four."
“Oh, really?” the pharmacist replied with a grin.
“Yes.” the boy said. “We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do none of those.”
★¨`•♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫ …•
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
“I thought you said you would hold the car till we raised the $75,000 asking price?” said the man, “Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model!”
“Well what I can tell you? She had the cash ready, and just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.
“There you go” she said. ” I told you I could get this joker to drop the price”
“See you later, grandpa”.
If it was in Ohio I’m sure she would have had the appropriate renumeration.
There are two main breeds of Haggis the Woodland and the Hilltop.
The Woodland is hard to find as it has a tendency to partially burrow in undergrowth.
The Hilltop is easier to find but difficult to get to.
The Hilltop has two long and two short legs for running round hills and the best way to catch them is to give them a fright then when they turn to run away they fall over and are easy to catch.
You’d have to be careful how you define ‘the elderly’, or half the contributors to this forum would end up in prison!
Would be interested to see how some of our “elderly” members would get all their Naim kit and speakers into a cell.?
No. Because someone realised the solution is to throw the point (switch in American!) when the first wheels of the trolley have crossed but the second ones haven’t yet crossed, thus derailing the trolley and stopping it; so defeating the test.
Like the Kobiashi Maru, the solution is to change the conditions of the test.
I told my doctor I had a problem with my right ear.
He said “are you sure” ?
I said “Yes, I’m definite”
What are you suggesting??