Best jokes

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An Americano is a diluted espresso, it’s not a black coffee.

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In my home town there was (still is) a bar called 't Kantoor (the office).

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From my social media feed…

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Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me.
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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Says it all really.

steve

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An elderly friend of mine went to live in Cerne Abbas , and one day her grandchildren can down to see her accompanied by their other grandmother (who was Polish and had never heard of the giant)

She was actually quite shocked

The National Trust’s reply makes all that time reading social media worthwhile

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Inventor of Velcro has died, RIP

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It took some thinking …

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