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Smart motorways are a joke.

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I think “Dynamic Speed Limits” might be more appropriate :joy:

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The M25 nailed that years ago :frowning_face: …and without help from any signs!

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Shouldn’t that be written on small caps?

steve :wink:

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steve

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I’m sure we could replace the word ‘fishing’ with ‘Hi-Fi’ :smiley:

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That’s exactly what I thought! Or replace fishing with Naim, to be even more specific.

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Funny my late father was a keen angler, a few years went with him to this fishing emporium, if you think we’re crazy with wires, switches etc you should see what the anglers have to choose from, the boillie bates alone! Apparently Carp like maple flavour!

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Just made myself a cup of tea but felt like I’d already done it.
Deja-brew…

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BREAKING NEWS : Apple have abandoned plans to build cruise liners after their prototype “The iTanic” kept syncing whenever it docked**

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And then you get your first gig…and the old codger turns up and does WYWH…

Parents… Who needs 'em?

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I always wondered what bacon was suffering from that it needed curing…

steve

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There was bound to be someone who complained about having their quiet pint disturbed…

Seriously, what a memory to have if you happened to be there.

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You don’t know what a pacifier is?? Oh for crying out loud

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