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Does anyone want to buy my old Theramin? I haven’t touched it for years.

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Good one. Hilarious …

During a U2 gig, Bono asked everyone to be completely silent.

After a pause, he started a staccato clap into the silence.

The effect was electrifying.

Then he broke the experience by stating “Every time I clap, a child has died in Africa…”

Then a call from the front of the crowd “Well stop fkn clapping then you pr1ck!”

(From the Big Yin)

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Possibly the most genuinely funny comedian ever to grace TV. :smiley:

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thought they were stopped, where i live there are no speed limits, most behave and there are fewer accidents

Gone.

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steve

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I so want that to be real. (Not the rest of the text, just the sculpture.)

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Doesn’t look too challenging. :wink:
Blue Peter Badge

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Move over Lego thread, the cool kids hang out in the Show Us Your Biscuit Sculptures thread.

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Curtesy of The Tiger Lilies

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it sounds like The Travelling Wilburys

One for @NigelB

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Hey wait a minute, isn’t that @NigelB ?

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To be accurate that is NigelB’s comic hero.

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I was disappointed to find Nigel doesn’t look like Tommy Cooper, but you’ll never convince me that @TheKevster isn’t Sid James’s double.

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Aah yes, I figured it was something of the sort. It’s just that I’ve been associating that face with you for about 3 years now. :grin:

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