Best jokes

Where do you go if you get injured playing hide and seek?

The ICU.

(I’ll close the door on my way out.) :roll_eyes:

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This made me laugh. I must have a strange sense of humor…

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I’m very proud to have finished my seventh marathon, in seven days!

… … … or “Snickers”, as they are now called.

(I’ll get me coat) :roll_eyes:

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Dizlegsear lures KO!

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Gone.

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Evidence that PDF is fast becoming a new religion:

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especially for NigelB

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Should I imagine an apostrophe between l and s…?

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Vangu very much….(Tommy shoulder laugh)

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Tommy: ‘Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains’

Doctor: ‘Pull yourself together, man’

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:smile:

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Gone.

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I used to play Cricket with a guy whose surname was Kerton. When he dropped a catch I used to shout that at him.

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I used to play cricket with a chap called Tommy Maiden. I’ve never seen so many Maiden overs. Shame he never actually got any.

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Love it!

Gone.

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Well, my English is not so good that I catch all the shades… And I only got one meaning, sorry. I found the joke funny and there was really no need to explain it…

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