Where do you go if you get injured playing hide and seek?
The ICU.
(I’ll close the door on my way out.) 
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This made me laugh. I must have a strange sense of humor…
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I’m very proud to have finished my seventh marathon, in seven days!
… … … or “Snickers”, as they are now called.
(I’ll get me coat)
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Dizlegsear lures KO!
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Gone.
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Evidence that PDF is fast becoming a new religion:
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Should I imagine an apostrophe between l and s…?
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Vangu very much….(Tommy shoulder laugh)
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Tommy: ‘Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains’
Doctor: ‘Pull yourself together, man’
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Gone.
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I used to play Cricket with a guy whose surname was Kerton. When he dropped a catch I used to shout that at him.
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I used to play cricket with a chap called Tommy Maiden. I’ve never seen so many Maiden overs. Shame he never actually got any.
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Love it!
Gone.
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Well, my English is not so good that I catch all the shades… And I only got one meaning, sorry. I found the joke funny and there was really no need to explain it…
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