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Reading the news yesterday, I saw a report from the Yorkshire Constabulary about an increase in the use of Ecstasy.

Instead of being in a tablet form, it is now in a powder form and is used differently.

It is now called “Ee by gum”.

DG…

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Fixed price or offers over. :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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My toad in the hole canapés were a success.

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Suddenly, I’m not hungry…

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Spotted D!ck, anyone?

I did, yes.

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Reminded me of this one.

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Gone.

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Electric cars…the truth as I see it.

Im fed up with comments from people ridiculing EVs. They don’t know what they’re talking about.

Personally I drive two of the top of the range EVs from Jaguar and Porsche. Their acceleration and handling is fantastic. They look brilliant and they’re really cheap to run. They hardly need any maintenance and haven’t depreciated since I bought them.

Literally the only criticism I could make of them sometimes is that if I push them hard into the corner, they can fly off the track and get stuck under the sofa…

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“I can’t believe I left my harmonica in the Uber”
“I think it’s for the best”

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Lots of laughs among the ‘Open Mic’ audience on Friday.

A rather droll title for a public autopsy, but there you go.

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Gone.

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