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Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. TP

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“Whoa, we’re half way there
Whoa oh,”

(Lincoln on a chair)

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Gone.

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I’m not going to do the whole thing because I can’t be arsed. The bit you need to know is; abscess makes the fart go Honda.
I’m off now.

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Gone.

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Wonderful if true.

Abscess makes the fart BLOW Honda.
It is a well known medical fact! although I could be talking shi*e.

steve

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Ahh yes, how we all miss Kulula.
I don’t think I ever heard any repeated on the many Kulula flights I’ve been on.

From Jeremy Clarkson’s review of the latest Golf GTI in today’s Sunday Times magazine:

“You can use it to take the kids to school, then drive home like your trousers are on fire.”

I rather thought this was banned in 1834….

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It took me a while…

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