Best jokes

Has to be cream first

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Depends if you are in Devon or Cornwall!?

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Jam first!!

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If I’m honest, I couldn’t care less as long as I get a good cream tea.

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Noooo!

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Jam first great foundation for the cream . :hugs:

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No - cream first - it is functions as butter - stops the jam soaking into the scone. Large dollop of clotted cream, a small dollop of jam on top. No need to spread things around much.

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I’ve just had this vision of cream on both sides and jam in the middle. :heart_eyes:

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Cream came before Jam.

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Sip of tea,
Scone, Butter, Jam, Cream,
Sip of tea …

Butter? BUTTER??

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Butter? You jest I hope.

Oh dear, oh dear ! I thought it was my handsome appearance that attracted all those glances whilst enjoying afternoon tea when in Cornwall. But i’m beginning to have slight doubts …

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Now for cream tea aficionado’s how about a bit of Thunder and Lightning? Or more commonly known as eating a heart attack.

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A scone and tea at half past three, makes the day a little brighter.
So you can keep your cakes and fancy tarts …and stick them up your shiter. :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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There I was, thinking ‘oh, 20 new posts in the Best Jokes thread, that should be worth looking at for a chuckle’.

Then, after reading said posts, all rambling nonsense on the subject of eating scones:

:neutral_face:

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Sorry

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What’s the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

G

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Not if it rhymes with groan…

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