No, I’m not… 
The caption was already there…
You don’t realise how many people you hate until you’re trying to name a baby.
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My wife told me that for longlasting peace in our home, we have to learn how to leave our problems at the door.
Now she’s shouting at me 'cos I’ve locked her out on the porch.
Women.
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OK, how many people like me looked up a translation of that? 
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Everyone who cared they got the joke?
It would have been lost in translation.
I did and Google Translate worked well.
DG…
But I still didn’t get the joke……
I assumed the joke is that whatever he said is meaningless to most of us in the west. So translating it isn’t part of the joke?
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eye.
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If we’re going to do really old jokes:
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until its bill withers
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We need more options other than “likes”. 
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