steve
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I just read this!
A senior citizen asked her neighbour to help sort out her jigsaw puzzle
It supposed to finish up looking like a rooster
Her neighbour said let’s sit down & have a cuppa
Then we’ll put all the cornflakes back in the box!
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In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
Yeah, sorry about that. Back to the football.
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Or: “Northerners, put your T-shirt back on”
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“Tyne Rangers… don’t forget the cigarette pack…”
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Bayepooh Tapestry?
G
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What’s the difference between Noah’s Ark and Joan of Arc ?
One was made of wood and the other Maid of Orleans .
NB borrowed from today’s Times .
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I like that one.
