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My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke.
So I put my paycheck as the first slide.
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Steve is a middle manager.
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If broken it is, then fix it you should, hmm.
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What the heck is a ‘Travel Creator’ 
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People smuggler?
Bus driver?
Someone who builds travelators, I guess.
I don’t wish to diminish the wonderful Ivor Cutler as a ‘joke-ist’, but for those who are unfamiliar with his acute absurdism, this seems the best place to introduce him.
David Shrigley (visual absurdist) owes him a great debt of gratitude imho.
G
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I remember him. One of my favourite was Egg Meat
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A polar bear walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman says, “£17, please.”
The polar bear pays and takes a seat.
Bemused, the barman approaches and says, “This is exciting, we don’t get many polar bears in here!” To which the polar bear replies,
“I’m not surprised when your beer is £17 a pint.”
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