But why, Don?
The property is clearly outstanding in it’s field 
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I’ve just had an email saying Terry Jones of Monty Python has died.
It was in my SPAM folder
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Do you get spam a lot?
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My mom used to wash my hair in lager, it was years latter I found out I had been fostered 
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Liked this, sent it to my Dad who is a huge Python fan.
Got a rambling reply suggesting I meant Terry Smith and grumbling about how so many wanted emails do go to spam these days, which is getting really irritating.
So sent him a picture of Terry Jones holding a can of SPAM, by way of explaining the joke.
Reply came back suggesting I’d sent this to him by mistake and must be meant for someone else.
Emailed my mum to check he’s been taking his meds and hasn’t joined the Gumbys.
I’m not going to bother with the spamalot one.
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Maybe he’s looking for an argument. “That’s not an argument.”
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No. He hasn‘t paid me for it.
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I have a lovely stepladder.
My real ladder left when I was a small child…
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That or ‘I did tell you…’
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“At least twice”
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What about the Germans watching that Awful film each New Year about the drunk butler???/
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I went on Dragons Den the other night and showed them my Dad’s old shotgun.
Peter Jones asked, “And what’s your idea”…?
I replied, “It’s a simple concept Peter, just put the money IN THE BAG NOW”…!
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Same procedure as last year? Same procedure as every year!
Best
David
(The butler is only drunk because he’s doing what his boss told him to do.)
