Best jokes

“Being in a relationship means solving problems together”

“Problems I wouldn’t have if I were single”

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“I’m exhausted. I was up until 4 AM with the baby”

“Probably not good to keep the baby up that late”

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“I’m sorry Daddy, I’ve been a bad girl”

“For the last time - it’s Forgive me Father for I have sinned”

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I’ve just heard that Katy Perry stood in a puddle, and now she is a deep sea diver

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Why are the pyramids in Egypt?
They were just too big to transport to the British Museum.

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My life coach just told me I didn’t make the team.

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Must have been sent by Royal Fail. :zipper_mouth_face:

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decades ago a pr agency sent me to photograph the parcel force drivers of the year…I had to try very hard not to laugh hysterically

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Correos de España are excellent

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Ya got a belly laugh out of me today, Beach, on a couple of them actually.
Well done!

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A Wednesday by 13:00 arrived here on Saturday at 14:20!

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The only Farside cartoon drawn from personal experience.

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I heard someone say this the other day:
“If a few seconds in space makes you an astronaut, then I’m a gynaecologist”

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(sigh)

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