Which reminds of my late dad’s oft-repeated comment:
Question - what steps do you take in the event of fire
Answer - bl**dy great big ones
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The Penis Study.
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and three years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Australia were unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and two cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man’s hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead!!..
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Haw-haw… So hilarious 
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So that’s why sex always gives me a headache.
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On the road to Rio. 
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Good game, both edible in their own way.
DG…
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If a women comes at you threatening with a knife.
Just bring out some bread, turkey and cheese.
Her instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.
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You forgot the belladonna mayo 
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Yeah? Good luck with that. 
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