Channel 5 news …
Tesco have announced today that they are reducing staff in their fresh bakery department.
Employees are expected to find other roles within the organisation.
I ate at Mary Poppins’ Restaurant last night…
Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.
Made me laugh out loud so deserves a handwritten ‘like’!
Almost, but not quite, as good as The Sun headline when Inverness Caledonian Thistle beet Celtic in a Cup game:
‘SUPER CALEY GO BALLISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS’
The sub-editor who did this said he’d had the headline in his mind for years and was delighted to get to use it.
Of course I have no personal experience of this … and it’s a rather hackneyed view, nay misogynistic outlook, but folks around here don’t change!
I know I shouldn’t find that funny but I do, I’m going upstairs to tell Mrs Pete. 
Best of luck.
Mrs Pete has an excellent sense of humour, after all she married me.
The past, present and future walked into a bar.
It was tense…
The roads around here are not this bad yet …
Sad to hear the scientist who discovered wheat intolerance has passed away. His family have requested no flours at the funeral…
If I get the Corona virus, I hope I get lime disease as well. Nothing better than a Corona with lime.
Too soon?
He hasn’t been heard of since…
No I’m still around thought I’d lay low after the comments on the Aussie pricing thread. Mrs Pete did find it mildly amusing and apparently there was no extras added to my dinner last night.