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So you don’t live in Wiltshire.

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Only venture that way to see my good lady, avoiding the country lanes, of course.


MArco :cowboy_hat_face:

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I posted this earlier. I left it ambiguous.
I know it’s hard.
But it was “Saddam and the Ants”
Sorry. I thought it was funny.

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ROOMMATE: If you keep stealing my kitchen utensils, I will move out!

ME: That’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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I could have sworn that Corvid-19 was one of Frank Zappa’s kids.

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I’m fat, but self-identify as thin.

I’m trans-slender.

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What do you do if you see a spaceman ?

. . . . park in it

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Nice one, welcome to the forum.

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More pet jokes please … thanks to the Ciren social forum.

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Courtesy of FB

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The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise among its members.

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Speed has never killed anyone, it’s the “Suddenly becoming stationary,” that’s what gets you.

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Thanks to the TMS social page for this.

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