So you don’t live in Wiltshire.
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Only venture that way to see my good lady, avoiding the country lanes, of course.
I posted this earlier. I left it ambiguous.
I know it’s hard.
But it was “Saddam and the Ants”
Sorry. I thought it was funny.
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ROOMMATE: If you keep stealing my kitchen utensils, I will move out!
ME: That’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
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I could have sworn that Corvid-19 was one of Frank Zappa’s kids.
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I’m fat, but self-identify as thin.
I’m trans-slender.
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What do you do if you see a spaceman ?
. . . . park in it
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Nice one, welcome to the forum.
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The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise among its members.
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Speed has never killed anyone, it’s the “Suddenly becoming stationary,” that’s what gets you.
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