Love the flagged joke. Sensitive souls shaking with fear?
Went into HMV to get some albums by Lou Rawls, but they had all sold out.
…nor any sheet music?
I thought it was very funny, didn’t offend this Australian.
At midday yesterday, I finally plucked up the courage to call Gamblers Anonymous. They told me to call back at 20/1.
Due to a surge in panic buying, Lidl management confirmed today that they are going to introduce a new, drastic measure in their stores. They’re going to open a second till.
Hope no one will be offended; here’s something from the New York Times, and my local military association.
Ran out of toilet roll, so reduced to wiping my bum with lettuce leaves. I fear that’s just the tip of the iceberg…
That’s very funny.
And old…
“SCOTLAND ANNOUNCES BAN ON GATHERINGS OF MORE THAN 500 PEOPLE”
Well at least the Partick Thistle game won’t be affected.
Brilliant
Two goldfish go into a bar. The barman asks “Why the long faeces?”
I see the Germans are so worried about the Corona virus they are putting their towels on the hospital beds
Well only if you’ve heard it before.