Everyone’s not shaking hands cause of the corona virus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone’s run out of toilet paper.
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Continuing the hot topic at the moment …
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That’s almost bound to be flagged by the PC brigade.
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Before Coronavirus I’d cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough.
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You missed ‘spreading the disease’ by Queensryche
John Travolta tested for coronavirus, turns out hes got Saturday Night Fever and definitely Staying Alive
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Ha ha ha ha
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You think that is funny my son was delivered by a nurse called Sister Ray (no joke - true). Still makes me laugh when I think about it.
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I’ve been washing my hands so much just lately that my exam notes from 1966 are beginning to show.
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*****BREAKING NEWS! *****
Sadly news has just reached us saying that a member of this group has sadly died because of the Coronavirus.
In his house they found 500 cans of assorted food, 100kg of pasta, 75kg of rice, 200 toilet rolls and 30L of hand sanitiser which he had panic bought from Lidl “just in case!”
He died after the whole lot collapsed on top of him and buried the daft ****
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All motorway signs in Yorkshire have been stolen.
Police are reported to be looking for Leeds.
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Love it, but flagged? Seriously?
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29 likes on the flagged post, good work team.
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Get a grip peeps … one of the funniest recent posts on what is, after all, the “Jokes” thread.
It’s been flagged, but if it’s removed entirely, then I do despair. 
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From my local FB page… an attempt to confuse the virus
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To prevent the spread of germs, people who need to cough or sneeze are advised to do so into the crook of their arm.
People have instead, started stock piling toilet paper.
This confirms the long standing belief that too many people don’t know their arse from their elbow…
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