Genius
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My grandma use to say :
Don’t go where your not invited.
Dont speak on what you dont know.
Mind your business that does not concern you.
Don’t open the fridge in someone else’s house.
Don’t call after 10 pm.
Don’t go visit someone for lunch.
Don’t enter other people’s bedrooms without permission.
It was and still are the rules of decency because decency should never go out of style!
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9pm surely!
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Ahh, music is a 3-legged man with a kebab in each hand. For medicine, you need to add a couple of hot dogs? 
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Never trust a fart.
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Especially when you’re over 60!
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The 3 rules for older men:-
Never trust a fart.
Never pass a toilet.
Never waste an erection.
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I thought it was
Never pass a fart
Never waste a toilet
Never trust an erection
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Never mitten a mechanic.
you’r perfect