Have you ever been in such a quandary, usually alcohol fuelled, where watching a concert or listening to an album is just that little bit more stimulating than the attention your partner desires or offers???
This sounds like a trick question.
No quandary here at Jonners Towers as A: an LP last way longer B: Itâs difficult to sip away at a glass of wine whilst in coitus and C: I live on my own.
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Nope!
Isnt that why many audiophiles keep a rug on the floor in front of the speakers ?
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This is ours, Tobyjug. Recommended!
Its name is âEden Queenâ which is suggesting the same.
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I see absolutely no reason why the two activities canât be combined!
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Taking into account the Lp12 interruptionsâŚ
Changing sides?
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Do you mean interruptus
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Youâve just highlighted yet another benefit to streaming!
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Depends on toe-in (If you like that sort of thing)
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Not on this occasion⌠I donât like using partial Latin phrases. 
just for the rhythm section.
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I thought that was for the dog 
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Wait. Audiophiles have sex? With other people?
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I seriously doubt it bhoyo. Imagine the scene - low lighting, a glass or 3 of wine, intimate conversation, looking good yes? That is until itâs time for the mood music:
âOh God, shall I go vinyl, CD or stream something? I know - vinyl, yes, Iâll be classic old school. Now, shall I go with the 1st pressing or the Abbey Road remaster half-speed 180G version? Letâs blow her mind with the remaster. Right, pop it on, cue the arm and âvoilaâ, get in there! Oh hang on, sheâs not in the optimum listening position, mmmm, well Iâll have to make doâŚoh damn, Iâve left the lid down and if I donât have it up she wonât appreciate the LP12âs true sonic delivery. There, thatâs better. Now where were we?ââŚ
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And you can turn it over when you have finished with the A side âŚOOPS
Dont tell the wife
When you say âChanging sides?â âŚ
My advice, stick to 45âs, itâll all be over before anybody noticesâŚ
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