My knob keeps moving

Let’s just say that the deviated knob does not affect my ability to enjoy music. I may have given the impression that it annoyed me but in reality I was merely interested to learn whether anyone else has experienced this strange phenomenon. So far there is one other member @dknk who is confused as I am why this keeps happening.

I still think those two knobs are too close together. They need some distancing. One oneside the other the other side.

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2 metres distancing?

Is there an award for the strangest, most cryptic post of the month?
We may have a winner here.

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Yeah, I was gonna say if your knob keeps moving and it bothers you, maybe back off on the porn a little.

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This thread is much needed during these unprecedented times in the world. It should stay right here in this header/topic. I have been laughing so hard the light hearted responses while on “mandatory shelter”.

Scott

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Look, I have got two knobs for balance control.


Leak pre/passive

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EXPERT KNOB TWIDDLERS

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. . spoken like an artist

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As previously posted. Oh and if it bothers you, stop looking at your knob.

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It might be a good idea to take your hand off it. :rofl::rofl:

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If you’re going to start playing about with it, you definitely need the right tool for the job.

Roger

I’m in the dog house: my wife asked me to do the washing up this morning but when she came back home she caught me red handed playing with my knob again.

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My balance knob has been behaving (no strange moves) since I last reported that it was mysteriously moving. Even though it’s early days, I think it got the hint, thanks for all your help @anon82049577.

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A few years ago I had to have my balls etc ultrasounded…honestly.
This was done by 2 very charming and pretty nurses.
One squirted gel over the area for investigation. I was very nervous about the procedure.
At one stage I winced and moved. One of the asked with great concern and professionalism if I was OK.
I went as red as a beetroot and merely commented that it was ‘Rather nice’
Fortunately they broke up with laughter thankfully

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Looks a bit dusty. Is it getting enough use?

I know I’m a dirty little smeg who spends more time listening to music than cleaning his knob.

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Kudos to Dorian to keep up with it.
Kudos to Richard for leaving the thread as is.
And finally to you all for making this such a funny affair. I laughed my “you know what” out…

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