Let’s just say that the deviated knob does not affect my ability to enjoy music. I may have given the impression that it annoyed me but in reality I was merely interested to learn whether anyone else has experienced this strange phenomenon. So far there is one other member @dknk who is confused as I am why this keeps happening.
I still think those two knobs are too close together. They need some distancing. One oneside the other the other side.
2 metres distancing?
Is there an award for the strangest, most cryptic post of the month?
We may have a winner here.
Yeah, I was gonna say if your knob keeps moving and it bothers you, maybe back off on the porn a little.
This thread is much needed during these unprecedented times in the world. It should stay right here in this header/topic. I have been laughing so hard the light hearted responses while on “mandatory shelter”.
Scott
EXPERT KNOB TWIDDLERS
. . spoken like an artist
It might be a good idea to take your hand off it.
If you’re going to start playing about with it, you definitely need the right tool for the job.
Roger
I’m in the dog house: my wife asked me to do the washing up this morning but when she came back home she caught me red handed playing with my knob again.
My balance knob has been behaving (no strange moves) since I last reported that it was mysteriously moving. Even though it’s early days, I think it got the hint, thanks for all your help @anon82049577.
A few years ago I had to have my balls etc ultrasounded…honestly.
This was done by 2 very charming and pretty nurses.
One squirted gel over the area for investigation. I was very nervous about the procedure.
At one stage I winced and moved. One of the asked with great concern and professionalism if I was OK.
I went as red as a beetroot and merely commented that it was ‘Rather nice’
Fortunately they broke up with laughter thankfully
Looks a bit dusty. Is it getting enough use?
I know I’m a dirty little smeg who spends more time listening to music than cleaning his knob.
Kudos to Dorian to keep up with it.
Kudos to Richard for leaving the thread as is.
And finally to you all for making this such a funny affair. I laughed my “you know what” out…
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