Hope you’re not coming here for answers
To be fair it is pissing down with rain, but like others I am glued waiting for the next wtf moment
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I can see middle America enjoying this all that inclusion could be just too much for them.
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Boss, What do we do if it’s raining?
It’s not gonna rain.
But what if?
IT’S NOT!!!
Raining.
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Have they lost the bloke with the torch?
They just made up a country. Palau??
Aussies 3rd last I haven’t missed them, that French alphabet is confusing
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Netherlands knew someone….
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Look up Dutch Longboat in the urban dictionary…
How does the DPRoK come after Qatar?
I think I just saw a man in tights and hot pants. Put me right off my glass of Albariño…
Someone pedalling the Solomon Islands?
Good Luck Richard if he has the urge to edit this thread…
Ooooh D-I-S-C-O 
It’s like a very, very long Eurovision segment.
G
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I’m convinced the Seine is getting quite choppy. The boats seem to be bobbing more than they did at the start. Hope none of the athletes suffer from motion sickness.
That DJ on the bridge puts a whole new meaning on Go Large…
Our submarines work just fine. It’s our two new aircraft carriers that don’t work 
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And what do the French make of this, this…Well this?
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But that’s part of the plan surely seeing as we don’t have enough planes to plonk on them.
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