Not strictly true - we just can’t afford to fly or crew them.
In the morning I’m shopping for some of those black heart nipple plasters
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Chinese Taipei? Wtf. Taiwan are not allowed you use their name?
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Bring on Ukraine 
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With the jeopardy of an international mass drowning event thrown in…
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Well no you don’t really want that Chinese aircraft carrier to get angry
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I am prepared to wager that Zimbabwe will be the last boat. Any takers?
Yep. It will be France…
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French team will be last
I owe you £5
Well $2.50 each
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On a massive inflatable baguette.
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The Aussies look very wet. Clearly lots of waiting time
Any team that’s prepared to cut off limbs isn’t going to let a bit of rain worry them
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Tahiti looks much more apealing!
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Bloody hell. The size of the French boat!
Yah we’ve arrived, now I’m going to get some shuteye
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I wasn’t far out…
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