The Grand Cafe

Yes I don’t give it a lot credit either but I married a Scorpion woman (apparently a no no for us) and it was a disaster. It’s only then I wished I’d paid more attention. :rofl::rofl:

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:rofl::rofl:

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I married a Scorpion woman

Pretty sure I’ve seen that - one of those black and white 50s B-movies.

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The sequel I Divorced a Scorpion Woman was even scarier. :rofl::rofl::grin:

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I imagine the sequel was at least a relief for you after a while. Good that you moved on and got it worked out in the end. Some people haven’t got the chutzpah to make the decision to make the change.

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She made it easy, I was driving home one day and passed a Ute carrying all our furniture.I got home to an empty house. :grin:

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I sorry, Pete, but I laughed at that one. It was pretty funny …

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That’s ok all my friends still love telling that story. :grin:

Problem is I got erotic and neurotic mixed up, I won’t do that again.

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I probably will as well, now. :slightly_smiling_face:

Well … they’re so bloody similar. Who could blame ya …

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Actually that’s what I meant, do you mind if I edit the post above,

By my guest sir …

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Well, that will well and truely let the cat out of the bag!

In all seriousness, we are all here and rooting for you, and sharing is very therapeutic.

Mike you were spot on she told my mate within 30 seconds of sitting in the chair. :rofl::rofl::grin:

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Another reason why tourism can be a hard sell here.

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Pete. If I ever make it down your way I will be sure to pack my snake bandage. I assume you take yours everywhere you go? Yikes

Hey @Mike_S , did you ever get your Star sorted….? Or did you forget all about it after walking out with the LP12…?! :rofl:

Mrs Pete made sure I’ve a kit in my little Jimny.

Have you ever tried to call your car your little Jenny?

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Teenager take over the premises.

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I’d like to think if you and Jonny Bairstow were out for a stroll and he got bitten by a brown snake, you would be straight into action sucking the poison out and tightening a tourniquet. I know I would do the same for DW🤢

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