Things you shouldn't say to an audiophile

My wife after every upgrade…’It sounds just the same to me’.

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Where’s the graphic equaliser?

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Where it was 20 posts back.

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I get the same tune in my car stereo. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

Are those karaoke microphones on top?

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What does that box do?

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How much did you pay for those thick wires?……….(awkward silence). Lovely weather isn’t it……….

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“Can we watch telly instead?”

While you were out I took all those old records cluttering up the lounge to Age Concern.

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Hands over ears: “God that sounds awful!”. “I’d get your ears tested if I were you.”

I ask you again… :wink:

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Tell me that again, because I thought you said that that the big £5k black box is no more than a DC power adapter?

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where is the bass?

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I’d likely ask that if I walked into a room to hear one of many systems posted on this forum!

My mums record player sounds better than this.

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What would possibly annoy me most is, ‘Lucky you who have time for it’.

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that one drives me nuts :slight_smile:

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One of my favourite

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I can’t be bothered with all that I just listen to the music.

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That sounds awful

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