I absolutely loved the Alpina.
Helen had been clanging about in my old E39 528i having migrated from a W123 E-Class Estate. She liked it more than she thought she would. Then, our daughter suddenly developed terminal car trouble and needed something quickly. She took the 528. Then the B10 E39 Alpina just appeared. We decided to take the hint the Universe appeared to be giving us, and we bought it.
The E39 is probably the best balanced Five Series ever produced. The chassis composure and precision is nothing short of magical for a car of its size, providing it’s kept tip top. It was little stuff that let the E39 down (parking brake faults, corroding rear light clusters, weak water pump, tendency of the boot to rust, phantom front wheel shake, cam position sensors) but I always found it easy to forgive, and it was overall reliable.
The Alpina chassis was a dream. It was a good long distance cruiser but could also handle itself when the forces started to build, going from soft to hard core without the benefit of electronic dampers and active roll bars. Quite an achievement - although business as usual if you are Alpina. I very much regretted letting it go, but Helen wanted to try something else and I had a better equipped, more comfortable, faster car.
Her B10 was the face lift 3.3 straight six. If a V8 had come along we would have taken it, but I’m glad we got a six. I think it’s more than enough, balances well with the chassis, and had that fantastic turbine like delivery, going from growl, to roar, to wail, as the scenery blurs and you run out of opportunity long before you run out of performance. Also, having run an old school E38 V8, I knew how baggy the steering was on the V8 BMWs of that era. The rack and pinion fitted to the 3.3 had good feel and high precision.
When my adored, trusty but too tired 750 reached the end of its useful life for my needs, I thought I would get a F10 M5 to see which I preferred. I ended up with something rather more stupid, if gigantic fun, but I’m convinced that the Alpina would have won.
(The wheels were bastards to clean).